Even the best bards get stage fright every now and then. Sweaty palms. Frozen brain. Lute askew. If you're having trouble choosing which of the sweet tracks in your repertoire will kill at your next impromptu concert, here's a top 40 list of bardic vinyl burners that will slay 'em right where they're standing.
- Air Plane by The White Hot Silly Lepers
- Alter Selfie by The Chainpullers
- Animate Dead or Alive by Bon Jon Bovi
- Away from the Moon by Three Dimension Doors Down
- Because We Arcane by Thinman Fats
- Blight My Fire by The Windows
- Bones of the Earth by Sob Zombies
- The Chill Touch is Gone by C. C. Queen
- Cities on Continual Flame by White Oyster Stew
- Check for Traps by Weak Mills
- Crawling in the Darkvision by Tonsastank
- Dress You Up in My Gloves by Sharonna
- Green-flamed Lady by Sweetloaf
- Hell is a Place in Earthbind by Bindi in the Car Aisle
- I Just Died in Your Armor by The Gutting Crew
- Into Your Arms of Hadar by The Limeheads
- Johnny B Goodberry by Chunk Flurry
- Kids in the Darkmagic by All Time High
- King of Wisdom Thinking by Head East
- Living Undead Girl by Sob Zombies
- Lust for Aura of Life by Biggy Pac
- The Man with the Wild in His Eyes by Fabri Kate
- The Night My Ranger Died by Make Her Chase
- Pact This Boon for Two by The Unmentionables
- Pantheon and On and On by The Orbit Gals
- Papa's Got a Brand New Bag of Holding by Jimmy Blue
- Penny from the Arcane Lock by Penny Lo Rez
- Picture Book of Lore by The Kinkies
- Pieces of Gold by Wada Pain
- Ranger Zone by Kenny Boggins
- Sick of My Elf by Matt Sour
- Sleight of Hand in my Pocket by Ironic Morissee
- Sounds Familiar by Melodious Monk
- Splish Acid Splash by Dobby Barren
- Sympathy for the Dust Devils by The Sliding Rocks
- Take a Bow and Arrow by Sharonna
- Take Some Initiative by Pretty Flap
- Tavern of the Rising Sun by Animal Friendship
- Tell Her About Intelligence by Willy Soul
- This Magic Alignment by Jay and the Arcanians
Are you more of a classic rock kind of bard? Does one of these headliners offend ye olde copyright law? Feel free to spin your own LP in the comments below and, if you like this post, share it with your friends on Twitter and Facebook.