Thursday, November 12, 2015

99 Ways to Circumvent a Locked Door

So, you just failed your "unlock the door" check and you're desperate to see what's on the other side of the door. Could it be a cache of weapons? Could it be a cache of armor? Could it just be some cash? You may never know because the dice refuse to cooperate.

But the one thing about table top role playing games is that game masters LOVE creativity. And if you use your noodle to circumvent the locking mechanism in some unusual way, they'll probably make sure that whatever is on the other side of the door is equal in impressiveness to the solution you used to solve their problem.

Thus, here is a list of ways to get around a pesky locked door that you can consider given the stats of your character, dungeon environment, type of door, the material it's made out of, etc.

  1. skylight to the roof and down the other side
  2. tunnel under the door
  3. transmogrify the door into sand
  4. set the door on fire
  5. burn the lock away with acid
  6. freeze the door until it becomes brittle
  7. soak then freeze the door until it expands and shatters under the pressure
  8. stick a vine in the lock, turn it into a magical whip, and then lasso the lock switch on the other side
  9. convert yourself into a spider and crawl under the door
  10. convert yourself into a termite and bore through the door
  11. convert yourself into a scroll, have an ally slip you under the door, then set you on fire so you return to your natural form
  12. crawl through the window above the door
  13. teach your pet how to open a door and stuff it into a vent so it can walk around and unlock the door from the other side
  14. funnel explosive gas into the room behind the door and ignite it
  15. grenade down the air vent
  16. thermite in the locking mechanism to melt the tumblers
  17. visit the room behind the door earlier in the day and set up a device to unlock the door later when you come back
  18. travel through time to before the door was locked, hide, wait for it to be locked, unlock it, then come back to the present
  19. travel through time to before there was a door
  20. look for a key under the hide-a-key rock
  21. remove all the torches to see if the lock is really a puzzle
  22. blindfold nearby magic statues that lock the door when they see enemies approaching it
  23. solve the puzzle locking it
  24. stand on the pressure plates that trigger the locking mechanism
  25. replace the missing sword/shield back into the statue's hand
  26. defuse a trap, carry it to the door, and set it to go off on the door
  27. unleash a fog and then fog walk to the other side
  28. heal the door which will open itself out of gratitude
  29. hide and wait for someone else to open the door
  30. animate dead on the other side of the door so the skeletons will break it down (or open it; hey, who am I to judge)
  31. call forth a demon on the other side of the door
  32. teleport an ally to the other side of the door
  33. undo the hinges with a hammer and screwdriver
  34. undo the hinges by spinning the screws with magnetism
  35. use magnetism to pull whatever is in the room into the door
  36. portable hole
  37. cast a spell that consumes wood or metal
  38. banish the door to another dimension
  39. shatter the door with an earthquake
  40. rust the hinges
  41. look under the door and then blink to the other side
  42. pour water under the door, freeze it until the bottom of the door lifts, and then squeeze through the resultant space
  43. pour water under the door and then form the water into a jack, lifting the door so you can squeeze through the resultant space
  44. plant a seed in a crack under the door and then make it grow magically, shredding the door
  45. ask for divine intervention
  46. anger a bull and then move out of the way as he charges at you/the door
  47. bring in an elephant with a long trunk
  48. speak the secret phrase
  49. ranged volley
  50. use illusions to make it appear as if you went through the door and let the enemies break it down in their chase to catch you
  51. cast a small flame on the other side of the room and hide so the enemies on your side of the door open it to find out who's on the other side
  52. cast a whispering spell on the other side of the room and hide so the enemies on your side of the door open it to find out who's on the other side
  53. despell the lock (just in case)
  54. shine bright light under the door to get the creatures on the other side to open it
  55. tie a rope to the handle and have an ox pull the door off
  56. tie a crowbar to a rope, slip the crowbar under the door, and jam the rope into a crack in the door. Now, tie the other end to a rock and hurl the rock into a well. Of course, if the well has a winch, you can snake the rope directly into that.
  57. descend into a sewer and climb up on the other side of the door
  58. step out of a window, shimmy to the next room, and enter in behind the door
  59. go back outside and climb a drain spout
  60. magical disintegration
  61. magically mark the door by touching it, leave the room, then summon the door to your new location
  62. shanghai a beaver
  63. crush or crumple the floorboards beneath the door
  64. frighten the door
  65. use an "opposite" spell that flips the status of an object
  66. spectral hand
  67. build a magical prison around the door and then contract the prison to crush or crumple the door
  68. conjure a portal gate on the other side of the door, travel to that plane, find it's twin, and return from the alternative plane on the other side of the door
  69. kill yourself, become a ghost, pass through the door, possess a creature with thumbs on the other side of the door, then get resurrected by an ally
  70. hold a scorpion (by the tail) under the door and then turn it into a giant scorpion -- crushing or crumpling the door with it's exoskeleton
  71. use carving tools to dig around the lock
  72. snake a thread, untangled hanger, or thin rope through the crack and pull it toward you -- popping the latch
  73. call forth a wave of locusts
  74. if the door has multiple locks and one of them is unlocked, you can magically clone the unlocked lock onto the others
  75. grant the door life and then get it to attack you
  76. grant the door life and beg it to let you in
  77. give an enemy a mental hypnotic "suggestion" that someone is behind the door to trick the enemy into opening the door
  78. magically terraform the earth beneath the door to create a growing hill that crushes or crumples the door
  79. if the wood of the door is considered "dead", resurrect it
  80. if the wood of the door is considered "living", poison it
  81. touch the lock and look back at who locked it and then go get the key from that person
  82. become a woodpecker and peck through the door
  83. become the world's thinnest woodpecker and have your ally use YOU as a lock pick device to tap the tumblers from the inside
  84. magically shrink the door
  85. cause an avalanche that smashes the door
  86. cause a blizzard that piles up enough snow to push the door open
  87. jam a crowbar into the crack and break the lock
  88. shield bash
  89. whatever Eldritch blast is
  90. roll a cart down the hill and into the door
  91. use magical wind to knock down the door
  92. use shock wave to knock down the door
  93. kick through the door
  94. hack through the door
  95. dark tendrils break down the door
  96. kick through the wall
  97. hack through the wall
  98. find the bad guy who has the key and "obtain" it
  99. knock on the door and see if anyone opens it

Oh, no! I fried my brain and now I'm one shy of 100. Use the comments below to get me over the top. Hope you enjoy the article and, if you do, share it with your friends on Twitter and Facebook.